i am a troublemaker

In the stalls of female bathrooms there are tiny, midget garbage bins for the disposal of junk. They usually hang on the wall somewhere. At work I use one stall consistantly. The bin had always been on the ground, which I found odd but whatever. Monday, the bin was on the wall. It was on the wall in such a place that your thigh touched it if you were sitting. EW. This morning it was back on the floor! I hadn’t realized it was nonstatic. I peed and then put the bin back on the wall to irritate the next person. I also stole the nuts and bolts that have been sitting on the shelf under the mirror for 6 months. Yawn…

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